being human is cool but if i was reincarnated as a bunny i would not complain at all
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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
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Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
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Anonymous asked: whats something you cant handle no matter how hard you try
getting hurt over insults really easily because i remember all the mean things my friends have ever said to me even if it was like 4 yrs ago and it changes the way i look at them now even though i know theyve changed and stuff
When I was 4 my babysitter was pissed off at me and said she ran out of patience with me then I asked her what her patients names were so she stopped being mad
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can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
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today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’
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oh man she handled that in such a classy way
This is so much win.
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