winchesterlicious: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
maliciousmelons: Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
fffcuk: im glad they blur it out when people give the middle finger on tv. i can’t imagine what the sight of an entire middle finger might do to a child’s mind.
bceky: have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours don’t
dumbl-edore: if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
technoskittles: rneerkat: rneerkat: which fruit tells the worst jokes the punapple the annoying orange
dangruchy: swiggity swag i am in the bag
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
ofsherlock: ofsherlock: tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT guys come on i researched things on google translate for this
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
croutoncat: school would be so fun if there was no school involved
chlotana: baby-youremyliquor: chlotana: why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me? literally what the fuck
urbancatfitters: “you’re only doing that for attention” well yeah
fffcuk: fffcuk: my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
dumbledore-yo: da-phoenix: sword-ofgryffindor: huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS slice n dice do u want me to cry on dat bro? you boys have broken every rule at...
peclro: if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
orlandobloomers: aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden: davegrohlgetinmybed: theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar a girl playing guitar a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
laugh-addict: i saw hell with my own eyes
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
bangcaster: you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
tothedangerzone: Apparently “Google” is the most searched term in Bing.
the-vashta-nerada: one time my older sister went on a trip to africa for her college and they went to a really rural village and all the really young kids were scared of her because they had never seen a white person before and they thought she was a ghost and they couldn’t convince them otherwise so every time she entered a room they’d start screaming
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
darrynek: blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow
australiansanta: science more like sighence
swagchat: wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen