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being human is cool but if i was reincarnated as a bunny i would not complain at all</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://claydols.tumblr.com/post/50866234959/being-human-is-cool-but-if-i-was-reincarnated-as-a" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;claydols&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;being human is cool but if i was reincarnated as a bunny i would not complain at all&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51114379469</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51114379469</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:30:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 
</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51114361247</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51114361247</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:30:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abbysetcetera.tumblr.com/post/41978806230/adulthood-doesnt-mean-you-stop-drinking-juice"&gt;abbysetcetera&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51114305791</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51114305791</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:29:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>whats something you cant handle no matter how hard you try</title><description>&lt;p&gt;getting hurt over insults really easily because i remember all the mean things my friends have ever said to me even if it was like 4 yrs ago and it changes the way i look at them now even though i know theyve changed and stuff&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51114239923</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51114239923</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:28:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>-wondersmith:

my hand slipped???/
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3da8dc42505b681ed0664b053cca5d86/tumblr_mn86un2iPn1qa5yuno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-wondersmith.tumblr.com/post/51109924490/my-hand-slipped"&gt;-wondersmith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my hand slipped???/&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51112764650</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51112764650</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:09:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>foreveralone-lyguy:

When I was 4 my babysitter was pissed off at me and said she ran out of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foreveralone-lyguy.tumblr.com/post/50893269261/when-i-was-4-my-babysitter-was-pissed-off-at-me"&gt;foreveralone-lyguy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I was 4 my babysitter was pissed off at me and said she ran out of patience with me then I asked her what her patients names were so she stopped being mad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111473276</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111473276</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontwinfriendswithsalad.tumblr.com/post/50900870623/can-i-still-be-punk-if-ive-been-crying-for-four"&gt;dontwinfriendswithsalad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111460254</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111460254</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m726yrQARp1rrx8xeo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m726yrQARp1rrx8xeo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m726yrQARp1rrx8xeo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m726yrQARp1rrx8xeo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111348107</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111348107</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:51:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/50843472216"&gt;the-vashta-nerada&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111266953</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111266953</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:50:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>youknowmyname-lookupmytumblr:

edgebug:

slimsassy:

mediaite:

C...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://youknowmyname-lookupmytumblr.tumblr.com/post/51108582295/edgebug-slimsassy-mediaite-cnns-wolf" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;youknowmyname-lookupmytumblr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edgebug.tumblr.com/post/51083605145/slimsassy-mediaite-cnns-wolf-blitzer-asks"&gt;edgebug&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slimsassy.tumblr.com/post/51078395299/mediaite-cnns-wolf-blitzer-asks-atheist"&gt;slimsassy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mediaite.tumblr.com/post/51072459250/cnns-wolf-blitzer-asks-atheist-tornado-survivor"&gt;mediaite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/YXS7eK"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh man she handled that in such a classy way&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is so much win.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111199213</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111199213</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:49:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sixsteen:

i ship me and money
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sixsteen.tumblr.com/post/38209091420/i-ship-me-and-money"&gt;sixsteen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i ship me and money&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111130817</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111130817</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:48:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tupacabra.tumblr.com/post/50627008508/one-time-i-looked-at-something-that-had-glitter-on"&gt;tupacabra&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111075492</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111075492</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>niknak79:

So young. So honest.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ca69811bcb21165858d52108305a21e/tumblr_mn38tfUmOv1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50900975918/so-young-so-honest"&gt;niknak79&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So young. So honest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111041935</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51111041935</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hippyjamfest.tumblr.com/post/51041596570/i-want-to-join-your-hardcore-band-but-my-mom"&gt;hippyjamfest&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51110171772</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51110171772</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:36:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rheagars:

(x)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d31d3f74919564365890cb17d6e1a01a/tumblr_mn61csVeIb1qagktao2_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f64f5200c1c12a1ca3fc219d1469595/tumblr_mn61csVeIb1qagktao1_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9a6cf7ac953672c378fb9d3ba6e8a74/tumblr_mn61csVeIb1qagktao3_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dddecb311619e26a91b57d125e004eb/tumblr_mn61csVeIb1qagktao4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rheagars.tumblr.com/post/51013576301/x"&gt;rheagars&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdV_-xQNKLo"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51101452923</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51101452923</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:38:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherwat.tumblr.com/post/51060756341/chrissykilljoybitchtits-inc-omparable"&gt;sherwat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrissykilljoybitchtits.tumblr.com/post/50940182613/inc-omparable-im-fandoomed-hitlervevo-why"&gt;chrissykilljoybitchtits&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inc-omparable.tumblr.com/post/50922311440/im-fandoomed-hitlervevo-why-the-fuck-cant-we"&gt;inc-omparable&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://im-fandoomed.tumblr.com/post/50918597089/hitlervevo-why-the-fuck-cant-we-text-the"&gt;im-fandoomed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitlervevo.tumblr.com/post/50896501985"&gt;hitlervevo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why the fuck cant we text the police&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Here in Canada you can&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here in England we just… scream and run&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here in Australia you are the murderer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51101355256</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51101355256</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:37:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>small-magical-mean-world:

sailorcedes:

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://small-magical-mean-world.tumblr.com/post/50861785398"&gt;small-magical-mean-world&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sailorcedes.tumblr.com/post/50847317954"&gt;sailorcedes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deadlyjohnson.tumblr.com/post/50838393263/facts-about-things-tumblr-was-getting-too"&gt;deadlyjohnson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FACTS ABOUT THINGS:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^THIS. PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51101304638</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51101304638</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://strawberrydaydreams.tumblr.com/post/41978902943/do-you-ever-hate-someone-so-much-but-you-dont" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;strawberrydaydreams&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid &lt;em&gt;reason&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you’re just like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51100898554</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51100898554</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:31:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://njena.tumblr.com/post/50308308989"&gt;njena&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51100846502</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51100846502</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:30:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md7i37DQDw1qaxd5mo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51100794743</link><guid>http://captainfluffybottom.tumblr.com/post/51100794743</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:30:05 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
